Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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