booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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