just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Someone shattered a urinal.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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