their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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