yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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