Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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