I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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