sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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