i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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