Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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