shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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