But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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