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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

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  Did you send adult things?

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  Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.

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  You're welcome.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.

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  I swear the crows are laughing at me.

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  You my friend are stoned into submission

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• (227): View more from Maryland

  I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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• (760): View more from California

  Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?

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