I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE