she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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