physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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