$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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