He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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