If i come over, it means nothing
oh god the rape fog is back!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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