Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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