its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My ass is underappreciated
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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