K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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