He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
