don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
