...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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