your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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