therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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