I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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