I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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