The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm always down for nudity.
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