question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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