I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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