He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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