He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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