I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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