I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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