ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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