ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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