Bisexual people are plain selfish.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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