if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
