I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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