Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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