HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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