i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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