This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My bed smells like the plague
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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