Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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