Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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