She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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