One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
