Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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