i permit you to call me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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