Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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