You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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