I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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