yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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