Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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