I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize